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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 2:41:12 GMT -6
Drinking two more shots Vanessa poured another and sat down in her chair again, waiting a moment to have a fourth. "So tell me more about yourself. What's your real name? No mother in her right mind would really name her son Deadpool."
She watched his mouth where he'd lifted the mask. He didn't seem to be disfigured or anything, but then again he could have been. There was only one way to find out...
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 2:48:39 GMT -6
DeadPool then took another shot, followed by another, and not wanting to go further then Vanessa he stopped. He heard her question and grinned a bit at her. "My Name's Revan, Revan Brink, but most people call me Wade Wilson, because of my father" he said looking down.
Smirking again he took a fourth shot, then waiting for his fifth, he noticed that she was looking at his face. "want to know whats behind the mask huh, don't worry I'm not like my dad who was a pizza face" He said grinning.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 2:53:30 GMT -6
"Wade Wilson? Hmm. I think I remember my mother writing some stuff about him. She was Victoria Vale, the famous journalist."
Vanessa leaned back in her chair, feeling herself relax quite a bit. She took the glass into her hand and downed the shot before setting it back down again.
"And yes. I would like to see. I have a naturally curious personality, like my mother." She leaned forward, "Why don't you show me?"
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 2:59:40 GMT -6
"Then your mother had great test women can't resist the Wilson men, its just not natural" he said with grin. He grabbed his glass and downed another shot, still looking as if hadn't drink anything. In the inside he was cursing his healing factor for not already getting him drunk. But he knew it saved his ass far more then once already and shouldn't curse something that's keeping him alive.
Licking his lips slightly, he looked up to Vanessa who pulled up, asking him to show her his face. "Sorry babe Not on the first date all we have done is drink, you still haven't bought me dinner, and taken me to your place" he said with his grin.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 3:05:16 GMT -6
Vanessa just scoffed, "Whatever. I dont know why a man thinks that just because he wears a mask he's instantly irrisistable." She frowned and downed another glass. As he spoke of her buying him dinner and taking him back to her place she muttered, "You wish."
But four more glasses later, Vanessa was starting to feel the warm buzzy feeling and finding a lot of what Deadpool had to say much more funnier.
She leaned forward onto her desk, her chin propped on the palm of her hand, smiling drunkenly and saying, "Go on... and then what happened?" She didn't know what she was asking him to go on about, she only knew that whatever he was saying was extremely humorous...
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 3:13:59 GMT -6
DeadPool caught the comment about how come every guy that wheres a mask is irresistible. "It's not that I think I know babe I know" he said with a big grin. But a few shots later DeadPool still up beat as if he has started drinking, again cursing his healing factor.
He then continued his little rant about his raid on a castle in scout land when he paused to take a shot. He then heard Vanessa say to continue, "And then when I got into the castle the people where sitting behind a throne chair and said 'No ones back her just a bunch of drunken idiots with chickens for heads'." he continued smirking a bit.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 3:17:21 GMT -6
Her large brown eyes went wide and her drunk smile turned into a grin before she threw her head back and laughed, finding the story to be the funniest thing she'd ever heard. Almost tumbling out her chair, Vanessa found herself as drunk as a skunk and for once what Deadpool said seemed to be making total sense.
Her laughter grew into hysterics, and she held her side as he started to ache while her other hand waved at him. "No more please! No more I can't take it!" Looking over at him, tears streamed down her flushed cheeks.
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 3:25:22 GMT -6
" See I always seem to knock'em dead with voice its and unnatural gift I have" he said with a smirk. His mask slightly feel back down when he was about to take a shot, rolling it back up he took the shot. Hearing her laughter made him raise a brow and smirk a bit.
Knowing that he wasn't gonna get drunk, he preempted this, he then stuffed his mask back into place covering his mouth. "alright officery, time to take you home so you can rest to hunt batty bat tomorrow" he said getting going over to her.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 3:32:36 GMT -6
Vanessa was still giggling when she got up and reached for her purse. "I can't drive." She said, her voice slurring. She tottered a bit. "I'll have to walk."
Her apartment wasn't too far away so she wasn't really worried. She still continued to giggle a little as she gathered together her things and walked over to the door, expecting Raven would follow and let her lock up behind them. She turned to try and fit the key into the lock but her hand swayed and she couldn't find the hole. Thinking this funny she started to bust a gut all over again.
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 3:44:40 GMT -6
DeadPool Smirked under his this sceen in front of him funny, and couldn't help the snicker that escaped him. Walking over to her he grabbed her hand and slid the key into the slot. "There you go, takes a steady hand can't jitter now" he said cracking another joke.
He wondered if he was going to have to take her home for she didn't seem like she'd be able to do it herself.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 3:47:56 GMT -6
Not minding that he laughed with her, Vanessa got the door locked and turned towards him. She smiled up at his masked face and swayed on her feet a bit.
After a split second she dove forward suddenly and kissed him on his mouth through the mask, her arms wrapping around his neck. The hard kiss lasted only a drunken second before she stepped back again to lean against the wall.
"I lied." She said, "I do like men in masks." She turned around then and started to make her way towards the exit, at the door she turned back, "Common!"
She didn't wait for him before pushing through to walk out into the busy night. She inhaled the smoggy air and sighed before stumbling down the front steps of the NYPD and headed for her apartment.
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 13:14:12 GMT -6
DeadPool blinked at the sudden lip lock the two had suddenly shared at that moment. Though it was only one the mask, he could still feel her lips as he rose a brow. He heared her say how she lied and actually did like men in masks. Though he knew she was drunk he smirked under his mask, "Was going to keep that secret all to yourself now were you, shame shame officery" he said fold his arms.
Watching her leave the building and waving to him to follow her he smiled and shook his head to the side. "you lucky I still got some morals, or I would have left you to do the hokey pokey by yourself" he said as walked up beside her.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 13:19:43 GMT -6
Again Vanessa laughed at that, even though it wasn't as hysterical as her laughter had been before. She stumbled down the sidewalk, ignoring the looks of passerby's. The city was brilliant and alive that night, with cars blurring past. Not too far off sirens could be heard and a womans scream pierced the night sky. It was a typical night in Gotham.
The drunk redhead continued on home. She looked up at the night sky and smiled before singing, "The stars at night! Are big and bright! Deep in the heeeart of Texas!" as she laughed at her own singing (which was completely off pitch) her foot slipped off the curb.
"Whoopsie!" She said, correcting herself and getting back up on the sidewalk before she could get hit by a car.
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Oct 25, 2010 13:29:07 GMT -6
DeadPool again raised an eyebrow and chuckled a bit before looking to the side as if looking to a screen. "Now really, Who says red heads can't hold there own in the game of drink" he said as if talking to people behind a screen. He kept on walking beside her, as he started to hear he sing, and it reminded him of random songs he would sing. "Ah no fair, you stole my bit, the random psychotic singing is suppose to be me singing them, as I shoot bullets in the air wondering where they're going to land" he said folding his arms pouting.
He then noticed her tumbling a bit over the edge of the side walk almost getting into the streets. Shaking his head he picked her up in his arms, "alright now can't you becoming road kill and dinner for some of those crazy rednecks out there" He said as he walked with her in his arms.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Oct 25, 2010 13:34:41 GMT -6
"Heeey!" She slurred, but didn't fight or protest when he picked her up. Instead Vanessa wrapped her arms around his neck and continued to chuckle at her own private joke. After a moment her head lopped onto his shoulder. "Mmm... you smell like... bread dough." She muttered into his neck.
She went on to hum a few random song before picking her head up again to look at him, "You know what! You're alright." She said, narrowing her eyes, "I wasn't always such a stick up the ass bitch you know! I used to have fun!"
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