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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Nov 1, 2010 19:56:50 GMT -6
Deadpool turned around looking at the people again as he was about to spit he heard a voice behind him. Before turning around he pulled down his mask fully making sure it wasn't showing anything. "Either that be the Bat or Vanessa was lying about her gender" he said smirking turning around. He looked at the Bat folding his arms leaning up against the edge of the building. " Well well the dark knight shows with lance at tow, I think I hear church bells, no really I do what is that, momma?" he said smiling. He then heard the Bat say his real name which really didn't surprise him because everyone called him by his real name. Well it was either his real name or his dads name wade seeing as that was his alias. "Come on Bats my name ain't that much of a secret I mean I yell it out all the time on the news when they capture my good side..and so does everyone else who knows me.." he said scratching his head.
Shaking his head he just wanted to get to the big fight already since that was the reason he was there.He took out his two adamantium Katanas flipping them in his hands, cutting the air, creating sparks as he intentionally hit them together. " Alright Batman Lets skip the formality's of you saying You evil doer, you need to be stopped, then I make fun of how you dress, so shall we skip to the fighting huh?" he said getting into stance.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Nov 2, 2010 23:33:17 GMT -6
Vanessa was about to say something to Deadpool about not spitting when she heard the voice and instantly stood. He'd come! And she tried not to let her expression betray here. Then Deadpool was speaking and she knew what was about to go down and figured it was time to get out of there, or at least off the dangerous roof. She booked it for the exit, not wanting to get caught in the crossfire.
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Post by Batman on Nov 3, 2010 16:58:17 GMT -6
“Oh I am well aware of that, but you have so many alias’ that I just want to make sure I know what to call you. And you are not evil. You’re just a greedy, misguided fool who thinks he is funny and witty who in fact is a sad, lonely, pathetic man who does what he does because he can’t decide for himself what he wants to do with his life. Instead he becomes his father in every way, even using the same outdated jokes.”[/b][/I]
He stepped off the ledge of the shack and landed in front of the exit so that he could block Vale’s path. He wasn’t about to let her go anywhere and get off so easily. No no. She was going to stay and deal with what she had helped put together.
“You are going to stay Vale. You helped to put this together. To help plot against me so you aren’t going anywhere. You are going to stay here and deal with what you helped create,”[/b][/I] he said as his gaze fell upon the police officer. It stayed there for a moment before he turned his gaze back on Deadpool. “Adamantium katanas. The same ones your father used during his time as a mercenary for hire. Predictable.”[/b][/I]
Reaching into his utility belt, he pulls out several batarangs that glow with a neon teal color along the edges. Eying Deadpool, a grin spreads across his lips. Thomas prided himself on being prepared, it was the most important thing his father taught him.
“I made these just for you Deadpool. Inside contains a special serum that was made by my predecessor years ago to handle those like you who have accelerated healing. Once it enters your system the serum will continuously break down your internal organs and nervous system to the point that your healing factor will be too busy trying to repair the damage that doesn’t stop. You’ll be left in a catatonic state for the rest of your life. So why not do everyone a favor and forget the job that brought you here at my doorstep because I have no problem with leaving you as a vegetable for the rest of you very long life.”[/b][/I]
Thanks dad. I always knew this stuff would come in handy someday.[/i]
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Nov 3, 2010 17:34:52 GMT -6
Deadpool grew a bit wide eyed a bit at the full explanation that the man Bat in front of him gave. He kneeled down as if he was hurt all of a sudden lowering his head. He then just started to laugh rolling on the floor side to side holding on to his lungs. "Wait wait, that...that was to funny, hold on let me..let me catch me...." he said in studiers laughing. Once he was done and fully functional again, he stood up laughing still dusting himself off. He looked to Batman with an amused face wiping the bottom part of his mask as if wiping a tear. "Ah thanks Batty I needed that, Listen I maybe copying my dad in everyway but look at you Bats your donning the same look your dad did along time ago. Now if I were to compare us, I'd say I was the better dresser and possible more handsome and cool. But honestly Bats your making fun of my when you doing the same monkey see monkey do" he said getting his swords ready.
He then looked at the little back and forth between him and Vanessa up near the exit. Deadpool Shook his head a bit, looking directly at Vanessa. "Vanessa there's a rope leading outside the building the way I came in use that" he said smiling. He then listen to the little intimidation that Batman brought up on some shiny Bat baby's. "Aw look at the deadly Bat baby's what are there names not really intimidating or, nice try good luck next time? Listen Bats I've actually be looking for something like this for a long time, If you can speed it up your more then welcome to try. But know this if..IF you even hit me with one of those things, be sure to know I will slice your head off and use it as a permanent bed pan when you do" he said smirking.
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Post by Vanessa Vale on Nov 3, 2010 21:09:41 GMT -6
Her eyes turned wide and there was a slight trace of fright and excitment there. She backed away from the Batman as he told her she was part of this and she needed to stay. Her lips parted while her long red hair billowed in the wind. He was angry with her, but something about that turned her on.
Then DeadPool spoke and she looked over her shoulder to him and nodded, walking back towards his direction, passing his laughing form and into the shadows where the rope was.
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Post by Batman on Nov 4, 2010 16:06:52 GMT -6
He chuckled lightly when Deadpool compared the two of them together. It had appeared that he had underestimated Deadpool and that his tactic to throw him off didn’t work. It did seem however that his batarangs with the special serum did what they were meant to do. He had no intention to use them on Deadpool, or anyone else for that matter, but it managed to keep Deadpool at bay. He knew that taking on Revan in hand to hand combat wouldn’t be difficult, the merc quite frankly wasn’t nearly as good as he was, but his healing factor more than made up for his shortcomings.
He turned his gaze to Vale as she started for the rope. “You know Vale. It’s a shame. You used to be one of the good cops in Gotham. Now you’re no better than the thugs and masks you claim to hate.”[/b][/I]
Well looks like I won’t be calling her again for another date. Too bad, Elysia would have actually approved of her I think.[/I]
Looking back to Revan as Vale went over the side, he pulled out several smoke pellets from his utility belt, and threw them at Deadpool. Once they had exploded, Batman charged into the smoke, and leapt into the air. Placing the batarangs back to his belt, he came down behind Deadpool, and swung his leg out towards Revan’s head.
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Nov 7, 2010 10:07:23 GMT -6
Deadpool simply looked at Vanessa walk past him to the rope that got him to the building. He then listened to how good Vanessa was and she was no better then any of the thugs and masks that she hated. "Listen Batty bat we all were a mask, we simply don't want people to know who we truly are, well...accept the Iron head, he went public..stupid idiot" he said putting his hand on his mask were his chin is. He didn't know what the Bat was getting at really for all masked people were the same no matter how you put it. But before he could continue his inner monologue he was pelted with smoke pellets. Deadpool looked around for a moment wondering, who put the smoke there during his monologue. He then heard a leg swiping at his head, he then ducked down flipping out of the smoke quickly. "Hey Bats hasn't anybody told you its rude to interrupt someones inner monologue now how are the writers suppose to know how I feel about the situation man?" he question him with a smile. "I mean come on you couldn't wait I mean the writers must be questioning what I meant by mask people are the same" he said grinning.
He then looked to the side as if looking towards a giant screen shrugging at it. "Sorry flocks, maybe in the next thread with Vanessa I will explain it" he said. He then looked back at Bats and put away his sword and got into stance. "You know I'm not one for fairity but, in this case Man Batty, I will use my fists of awesome steal..or at least my awesome fists" he told him smirking a bit.
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Post by Batman on Nov 8, 2010 17:23:14 GMT -6
It seemed that Deadpool had another trick up his sleeve, his mouth. Now he knew why he was called ‘The Merc with the Mouth.’ The guy just didn’t know how to shut up. His ramblings were nonsensical just his father’s had been during his time as Deadpool and judging by the recordings he had seen in his father’s files of the original Deadpool, it seemed that his son was more of a clone than offspring. On a psychological level, it was interesting. On every other level it was just weird, crazy, and annoying.
He was surprised when Deadpool had put away his blades. He hadn't expected the merc to fight on equal terms. The only thing that he could surmise was that Deadpool had some honor in him after, which wasn't likely, or he thought he could take him on without weapons, which was laughable, or that he was ordered by his employer to fight him on equal terms, unlikely but possible.
“Or you,”[/b][/I] he said as he flew through the air to deliver a flying punch. “You reveal your identity at every chance you get Revan. Looks like Stark isn’t the only stupid one out there huh?”[/b][/I]
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Nov 8, 2010 23:41:06 GMT -6
"Well names are just petty things Batty, face however is different, I won't, and I don't go around showing it off, would make all the other heroes jealous" he told the bat smirking. He moved to the side, doing a quick barrel roll in the same direction. "You see that was a moment that stupid star fox frog should have shout 'DO A BARREL ROLL!'." he said laughing. Deadpool simply was having fun would most likely sum up everything he was doing, not really taking it seriously. But that was how he was, making bad jokes and fighting, pretty good career to him. "Well batty that was one major right hook there who taught it to you, Bea Aurthur" he stated grinning.
Deadpool then started to run towards the bat swinging his left arm to hit his head, but faking throwing up his right leg. "You ever wonder what animals would create the Olson Twins I mean, they have to be as bad as my jokes don't you think?" he said smirking.
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Post by Batman on Nov 11, 2010 13:06:30 GMT -6
Deadpool was about as subtle as a cruise missile in the way he fought. Even though it appeared that Deadpool was going to punch him, the way his body language spoke showed it was a ploy, and when he saw Deadpool’s right leg moving up towards him, he moved to the ground and performed a leg sweep on Deadpool’s left leg.
If only Cassie was around for me to thank her for that bit of my training. If it wasn’t for that then I wouldn’t have been able to move out of the way of Deadpool’s kick. The guy is a lot faster than I had anticipated.[/I]
Rolling backwards, Batman launched himself into the air with his hands. Reaching into his utility belt while he was still upside down, he pulled out several electrical batarangs. Once he was upside right again, he threw his small weapons at Deadpool before landing on the ground in a crouching position.
“You need some new jokes Deadpool.”[/b][/i]
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Nov 11, 2010 14:48:04 GMT -6
Deadpool felt the nudge of Bats leg at his left foot trying to trip him, which worked for the most part. As Deadpool was falling back he arched his back and placed his hands on the floor doing a back flip. "Whoa that would have hurt, man that's what I call a swiping time" he said landing on his feet. He then watch as the Bat threw some little things at him, in which he turned his back lifting his blades a bit out of the sheaths. He then moved to wear he heard the things were moving and sliced them moving them away from his head. After that he then sheathed both of his swords and turned quickly to Bats. "Sorry about that Man Bat didn't really mean to kill you Bat baby's. I know how hard it must be to make them you know with Mama Bat always yelling at you for throwing them and making them explode and all" he said smirking.
He then got back into a fighting stance and looked at Batman with a grin. " You know I've noticed something, you remind me of the Taskmaster, always seeming to want to predict movement. Well then predict this" he said as he leaped over at Batman. "NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE POWER OF THE MACARENA!" he stated as he stopped a few feet from Bats. He then started to dance a bit whistling the tone of the song out loud.
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Post by Batman on Nov 12, 2010 18:16:37 GMT -6
He wasn’t surprised that Deadpool managed to destroy his batarangs as they flew towards his body. He did have heightened reflexes after all from being a mutant, so it was to be expected. At least he was being able to study Deadpool first hand instead of watching videos of the crazy merc.
As he was about to charge at Deadpool again, the merc leapt over him, and landed several feet away from him. Turning to face him, he took a defensive stance as he waited for the merc to act. Only what Deadpool did was something he never thought he would ever see in a combat scenario...or any scenario for that matter. Standing straight, he let his cape cover his body, and watched Deadpool dance horrendously.
“Alright Deadpool. We’re done. Enjoy your dance. I don’t have time for this nonsense,”[/b][/I] he said as he turned towards one of the ledges.
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Post by Revan "DeadPool" Brink on Nov 13, 2010 14:44:51 GMT -6
Deadpool stopped dancing for a moment looking at Batman going over to the edge of the building. "Hey why can't you appreciate fine culture dancing, I mean there were others I was going to dance" he said folding his arms. "Such as the salsa, the step, the juggling man, the list goes on Man Bat" he told him. Deadpool was going to do a inner monologue but then realized something. He was long late for a thread with Vanessa, and wanted to get to it already. He then walked over to the edge of the opposite side of the building looking down. "Well alright Bats go take care of your babies then, I have a thread I'm late to" he told him.
"So maybe next time we could beat the crap out of each other in a cave or something, don't know really, maybe I'll get taco bell" he said. He then shrugged a bit and jumped off the building free falling down. "Catch you later..winged man...kinda wish I had some" he stated flipping, disappearing off into the night whistling the barbie girl theme song.
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